"Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they’re too scared, or they don’t recognize it when it spits on their shoes."
(Source: appleday, via anchoredtothesouth)
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
(Source: millie-m0o, via mckenny10)
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs
she wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
(Source: wasiangod, via caecusq)